Saw my GP on Friday, first time in 6 years. Explained that I’d had gout previously but that I
Krystal Forscutt came onto Ozzienews, and we’re so useless, we didn’t even know who she was…but we do now.
New idea at work – “Wall of success” – Introduced by senior managers, who wish us to celebrate our
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
St Peter is standing by the Pearly Gates when up walks Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. St Peter put one hand
Went into my local shop today to buy their 4 slices of bacon pack, I do love some bacon
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
Saw my GP on Friday, first time in 6 years. Explained that I’d had gout previously but that I
Krystal Forscutt came onto Ozzienews, and we’re so useless, we didn’t even know who she was…but we do now.
‘Yo bitch…we’ve done that dance already’
New idea at work – “Wall of success” – Introduced by senior managers, who wish us to celebrate our
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
“I’m on a whiskey diet…last week I lost 3 days”
St Peter is standing by the Pearly Gates when up walks Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. St Peter put one hand
Went into my local shop today to buy their 4 slices of bacon pack, I do love some bacon