Davo’s quote of the day
“When I dream, I dream of you…maybe some day you will come true”…but that’s the thing…wet dreams never come
“When I dream, I dream of you…maybe some day you will come true”…but that’s the thing…wet dreams never come
‘When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife’
I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me, ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one
“I’m gonna put a curse on you…all your kids will be born completely naked”
What’s the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo? An Australian zoo has a description of
Conservationists in New Zealand have blamed a technical glitch after 800 endangered giant land snails were accidentally frozen to
A flat-chested woman cheated death in a horror car smash — thanks to her ‘chicken fillet’ bra pads. Lisa
“When I dream, I dream of you…maybe some day you will come true”…but that’s the thing…wet dreams never come
“If it bends, it’s funny…if it breaks, it’s not funny”
‘When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife’
I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me, ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one
“I’m gonna put a curse on you…all your kids will be born completely naked”
What’s the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo? An Australian zoo has a description of
Conservationists in New Zealand have blamed a technical glitch after 800 endangered giant land snails were accidentally frozen to
A flat-chested woman cheated death in a horror car smash — thanks to her ‘chicken fillet’ bra pads. Lisa