Hydrogen from urine

Currently, most commercially available hydrogen is collected by reforming natural gas with steam. That means fossil fuels are still in the mix, which is a serious black mark against hydrogen use for fuel. While it’s possible to extract hydrogen from water, the process is rather energy intensive and isn’t yet commercially viable. Gerardine Botte of … [Read the full story]

Rabbit suicide bomber

Two blokes in the South Australian outback were entertaining themselves with the politically incorrect game of tying sticks of dynamite to rabbits. The rabbits would then run in to their burrows to hide and BOOM! Massive clouds of dust would fly out of the holes in the ground. This went on for a little while … [Read the full story]

Morning coffee with Catholics

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father‘.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him … [Read the full story]

Big Belle’s Idiots Chocolate Mousse

This is a very easy recipe for chocolate mousse that even a man could cook. No multi-tasking so no moaning. Ingredients: 300g Dark Chocolate( spend money and get the good stuff or it will taste like shit) 3 eggs 1/4 cup of caster sugar 1 tbs cocoa powder 300mls cream plus whipped cream to serve( … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Better to be pissed off than pissed on’

She’s Hot

Hello to all lover of ladies – today is just exquisite…she is simply gorgeous! I just let my imagination run wild with this photo…and it cheers me up when I look at it. If anyone knows who she is, just let us know – cheers She’s hot – enjoy!

He’s Hot

Hi there, Yes, it’s been years (literally years!) since I’ve had the pleasure of looking through photos to put something on Ozzie News…and I became a bit exited about this… I saw the recent She’s Hot, and there was almost a labia sticking out of her bikini – so I decided to push the boat … [Read the full story]

Are you worried…? Would it help if I were?

‘Are you worried’ texted a friend – ‘would it help if I were?’, I replied… I do apologise to all friends – I left voice mail messages to when very drunk last night that stated, “Am not feeling too well (am feeling fine in reality), if I don’t make it, the 7 million in Gold … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Age shouldn’t affect you – you are either marvellous or boring…regardless of your age…’

She’s hot

This is snatch-tastic ! Now, I know this is a word that may come across as a bit sexist, but if asked, ‘Are you looking at my snatch?’ …well…the answer is a positive snatcho answer of ‘Oh Yes…I cannot look anywhere else…’ Okay, the silly smuttiness is now over. I don’t know if she’s the … [Read the full story]

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