A guy asks his wife if he can cum in her ear, she says, “Hell no, I might go
Cat owners will fork out $300 million lavishing gifts on their pets this year, a survey by cat food
Some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking
It’s better to speak the truth, and use a wise tongue. It’s better than bringing oppression upon an innocent
“No matter what you are or what you’ve become, at some point in time, you’ve been a fuckstick…we’ve all
“Imagination is more important than knowledge…fashion sense comes a close second”
If you don’t fuck off, I’m gonna take you outside and sing you a few bars of, ‘You’ll Remember
“Don’t dribble in your sleep at night because your pillow will get wet”
A guy asks his wife if he can cum in her ear, she says, “Hell no, I might go
Cat owners will fork out $300 million lavishing gifts on their pets this year, a survey by cat food
Some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking
It’s better to speak the truth, and use a wise tongue. It’s better than bringing oppression upon an innocent
“No matter what you are or what you’ve become, at some point in time, you’ve been a fuckstick…we’ve all
“Imagination is more important than knowledge…fashion sense comes a close second”
If you don’t fuck off, I’m gonna take you outside and sing you a few bars of, ‘You’ll Remember
“Don’t dribble in your sleep at night because your pillow will get wet”