“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life”
“24 hours in a day……24 stubbies in a carton of beer……one hell of a coincidence”
“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease”
“Why is it you can sue McDonalds for being fat, you can sue cigarette companies for getting cancer…but you
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it.
The subtle difference between a man and a woman using a drive-through ATM (Automatic Teller Machine). Men: 1. Pull
Two things are infinite…the universe and human stupidity…and I’m not sure about the universe
So this guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell
“An asylum for the sane would be empty in America”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life”
“24 hours in a day……24 stubbies in a carton of beer……one hell of a coincidence”
“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease”
“Why is it you can sue McDonalds for being fat, you can sue cigarette companies for getting cancer…but you
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it.
The subtle difference between a man and a woman using a drive-through ATM (Automatic Teller Machine). Men: 1. Pull
Two things are infinite…the universe and human stupidity…and I’m not sure about the universe
So this guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell
“A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool”