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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn’t get his cock out of the chicken
October 25, 2016
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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn’t get his cock out of the chicken
‘If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it’s obvious that you haven’t done much today’
What’s the difference between a woman’s arse and a 9-Volt battery? I know it’s wrong, but at some point,
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him. I shouted “Where you off
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I
In London, the Old Bailey is on the site of a dreadful prison. In olden times the prisoners sentenced
Everyone loves chocolate…unless you are lactose intolerant and that’s not my problem. Ingredients: 1 cup or 150g of self
Many women crave something or another during pregnancy, very often something that they wouldn’t usually eat. They crave things
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn’t get his cock out of the chicken
‘If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it’s obvious that you haven’t done much today’
What’s the difference between a woman’s arse and a 9-Volt battery? I know it’s wrong, but at some point,
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him. I shouted “Where you off
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I
In London, the Old Bailey is on the site of a dreadful prison. In olden times the prisoners sentenced
‘A leopard never changes its spots…they just fade’
Everyone loves chocolate…unless you are lactose intolerant and that’s not my problem. Ingredients: 1 cup or 150g of self
Many women crave something or another during pregnancy, very often something that they wouldn’t usually eat. They crave things
‘If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on’
