There was a young vampire called Mable, Whose periods were always quite stable, At every full moon, She took
There was a young plumber from Albany, Who was plumbing a girl by the sea, She said, “Someone’s coming”,
There was a young actress from Paraburdoo, Who remarked as the priest withdrew, The Bishop was quicker, and thicker
‘I have great expectations for the future…because the past was highly over-rated’
“Which one of you bastards called me a bastard”
There was a young vampire called Mable, Whose periods were always quite stable, At every full moon, She took
There was a young plumber from Albany, Who was plumbing a girl by the sea, She said, “Someone’s coming”,
There was a young actress from Paraburdoo, Who remarked as the priest withdrew, The Bishop was quicker, and thicker
‘As the virgin Mary once said…come again’
‘I have great expectations for the future…because the past was highly over-rated’