Big Belle’s Idiots Chocolate Mousse
This is a very easy recipe for chocolate mousse that even a man could cook. No multi-tasking so no moaning.
300g Dark Chocolate( spend money and get the good stuff or it will taste like shit)
1/4 cup of caster sugar
1 tbs cocoa powder
300mls cream plus whipped cream to serve( or throw at your guest if they don’t like your food)
Put the chocolate in a heat-proof bowl over a simmering pan of water (don’t let the bowl touch the water) Stir until melted, then remove and cool slightly.
Put the eggs and sugar in a bowl and beat them together, fold in the cooled chocolate and add the cocoa powder.( told you it was simple) Make sure you wash your hands…nobody wants dog hair or pubes in their desert.
In a seperate bowl whip the cream till thick and fold into the chocolate mixture. Chuck into 6 serving glasses and put in the fridge. Take them out 15 mins before you want to serve them , add a dollop of whipped cream on top.
If you want a boozy alternative (or just want to get laid) you can add either Brandy or Cognac or Grand Marnier.
Coffee goes well too so try adding strong black coffee to the melting chocolate.
This is a great recipe to make people think you are a better cook than you actually are, unless you really are useless in which case fuck off and don’t give my recipes a bad name.
by Big Belle