Police arrested 2 kids yesterday
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one
What’s the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo? An Australian zoo has a description of
A farmer named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced
A middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought himself a new
What’s black and has two broken arms? Colonel Gaddafi’s sun glasses.
Be Careful what you purchase on eBay I spent $50 on a “Penis Enlarger” The bastards sent me a
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it.
The subtle difference between a man and a woman using a drive-through ATM (Automatic Teller Machine). Men: 1. Pull
So this guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one
What’s the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo? An Australian zoo has a description of
A farmer named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced
A middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought himself a new
What’s black and has two broken arms? Colonel Gaddafi’s sun glasses.
Be Careful what you purchase on eBay I spent $50 on a “Penis Enlarger” The bastards sent me a
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it.
The subtle difference between a man and a woman using a drive-through ATM (Automatic Teller Machine). Men: 1. Pull
So this guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When