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Category: Funnies

The Silent Treatment

A couple was experiencing some issues at home and had resorted to giving each other the silent treatment. The

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Mental Hospital

Ron and Edna were both patients at a mental hospital. One day, while walking past the swimming pool, Ron

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Huge insect is a dildo

While a family is driving behind a garbage truck, suddenly a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Feeling

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Ugly Bus

A bus that was filled exclusively with unattractive individuals collides with an oncoming truck, resulting in the death of

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The Men’s rules

From the female perspective, we often hear “the rules.” Now, it’s time to share the male rules. Here are

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Funnies

Tattoo my dick

A man enters a tattoo shop and states that he wants a $100 bill tattooed on his penis. The

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The X-Factor judges

Natalie Imbruglia, Guy Sebastian & Kyle Sandilands are strolling down the street when Natalie unexpectedly trips, falling forward and

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A Good Wank

A father and his fourteen-year-old son are enthusiastic woodsmen. One evening, while out in the countryside, they find themselves

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Too much discharge

A woman visits the doctor and states, “I’m experiencing excessive discharge.” “Please hop up on the bed and remove

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Category: Funnies

The Silent Treatment

A couple was experiencing some issues at home and had resorted to giving each other the silent treatment. The

Read More

Mental Hospital

Ron and Edna were both patients at a mental hospital. One day, while walking past the swimming pool, Ron

Read More

Huge insect is a dildo

While a family is driving behind a garbage truck, suddenly a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Feeling

Read More

Ugly Bus

A bus that was filled exclusively with unattractive individuals collides with an oncoming truck, resulting in the death of

Read More

The Men’s rules

From the female perspective, we often hear “the rules.” Now, it’s time to share the male rules. Here are

Read More

Tattoo my dick

A man enters a tattoo shop and states that he wants a $100 bill tattooed on his penis. The

Read More

The X-Factor judges

Natalie Imbruglia, Guy Sebastian & Kyle Sandilands are strolling down the street when Natalie unexpectedly trips, falling forward and

Read More

A Good Wank

A father and his fourteen-year-old son are enthusiastic woodsmen. One evening, while out in the countryside, they find themselves

Read More

Too much discharge

A woman visits the doctor and states, “I’m experiencing excessive discharge.” “Please hop up on the bed and remove

Read More
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