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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
July 23, 2012
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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
St Peter is standing by the Pearly Gates when up walks Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. St Peter put one hand
Just got back from my mate’s funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball…it
Yes, this is a very bad case of crabs, but… ‘Hang in there little fella !’
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that…2:30am ! Luckily for him I
Man calls 000 and says, “I think my wife is dead” . The operator says how do you know?
Bought some ‘rocket salad’ yesterday, but it went off before I could eat it !
A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns
Tommo says “Jack, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador”. ”Sod that” says Jack, “have you seen how many of
Police are on the hunt for the ‘Knitting Needle Nutter’, who has stabbed six people in the village in
