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Amnesiac walks into a bar…

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde girl and says, "Do I come here often?"

Two drums and a cymbal

Two drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff... ...ba-dum, tsshh !  

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Why did the pervert cross the road?   Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken  

I saw my mate Charlie this morning

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.  I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”  He said, “I'm off to...

I went to the cemetery yesterday…

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed 4 grave diggers walking...

My mate told his wife

My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating....she went fucking bananas!

Woman gets superglued to toilet seat

A woman had to be yanked off a public toilet seat after a prankster smothered it with extra strong superglue. The unfortunate incident occurred at...

Husband says to wife…

Husband says to wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived ... I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."

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A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on Tourette Syndrome?" The librarian replies, "Fuck-off - you cunt!" The man says,...

What is Anal Sex?

Anal sex is a form of sexual activity practiced by people who suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). It generally resembles normal sexual activity in that...

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An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, "Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive...

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the...

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