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Amnesiac walks into a bar…
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde girl and says, "Do I come here often?"
Two drums and a cymbal
Two drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff...
...ba-dum, tsshh !
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken
I saw my mate Charlie this morning
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”
He said, “I'm off to...
I went to the cemetery yesterday…
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
As I was standing there, I noticed 4 grave diggers walking...
My mate told his wife
My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating....she went fucking bananas!
Woman gets superglued to toilet seat
A woman had to be yanked off a public toilet seat after a prankster smothered it with extra strong superglue.
The unfortunate incident occurred at...
Husband says to wife…
Husband says to wife,
"My Olympic condoms have arrived
... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife says,
"Why not wear Silver and
come second for a change."
What is Anal Sex?
Anal sex is a form of sexual activity practiced by people who suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD).
It generally resembles normal sexual activity in that...
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An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives.
The Italian said, "Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive...
The Haircut
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the...
