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Amnesiac walks into a bar…

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde girl and says, "Do I come here often?"

Two drums and a cymbal

Two drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff... ...ba-dum, tsshh !  

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Why did the pervert cross the road?   Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken  

I saw my mate Charlie this morning

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.  I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”  He said, “I'm off to...

I went to the cemetery yesterday…

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed 4 grave diggers walking...

My mate told his wife

My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating....she went fucking bananas!

Woman gets superglued to toilet seat

A woman had to be yanked off a public toilet seat after a prankster smothered it with extra strong superglue. The unfortunate incident occurred at...

Husband says to wife…

Husband says to wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived ... I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."

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A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on Tourette Syndrome?" The librarian replies, "Fuck-off - you cunt!" The man says,...

What is Anal Sex?

Anal sex is a form of sexual activity practiced by people who suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). It generally resembles normal sexual activity in that...

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An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, "Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive...

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the...

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A Psychic talking about her story and other spiritual topics

Hi everyone, I am a famous psychic in Sydney, Australia. I prefer to stay anonymous in this blog post to share some personal experience...

On this day…in 1718

Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard the Pirate, was killed on this day off North Carolina during a bloody battle with the British Navy. Blackbeard, from England,...

How to find a genuine psychic in Australia?

Psychic readings are awesome, but you have to be careful to not get scammed and you have to make sure that the person you...