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I saw a fortune teller the other day…

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny -...

Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night!

Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we...

Doesn’t anyone in this family like pussy?

Son said to dad “I'm gay.”   Dad looked at his other son and said “What about you?”   Other son said “Me too dad.”   Dad said “Doesn't anyone...

The new Evian ad – well funny!

Watch the new advert from one of our advertisers - Evian's Baby & Me

Can you guess what it is yet Rolf?

There are some bars, some grey walls, a toilet and a big black man. Can you guess what it is yet Rolf?  

The season of good will is upon us…

Yes, it's that time of year. Not much more to say, apart from, 'THE SEASON OF GOOD WILL IS UPON US' Have a great Xmas.

Dear Mum and Dad…

Dear Mum and Dad, You'll be happy to hear that I've recently left my boyfriend Abdul. I know that you didn't approve of him because of...

This is what beer does to your vision

This is what beer does to your vision...so I suppose staying drunk all the time is kind of a good thing...  

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