A mother strolled down the hall when a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom caught her attention.
Upon opening the door, she discovered her daughter on the bed, naked and with a vibrator in hand.
‘What are you doing?’ she gasped.
The daughter answered, ‘At 35, still living at home with my parents, this is as close to a husband as I’ll ever get.’
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen when the humming sound from the basement attracted his notice. Going downstairs, he found his daughter on the sofa, naked and with her vibrator.
‘What are you doing?’ he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, ‘I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.’
A few days later, the mother again heard the humming sound, this time coming from the living room. When she entered the room, she discovered her husband sitting on the couch, watching television, with the vibrator buzzing next to him.
She inquired, ‘What are you doing?’
He responded, ‘Watching the game with my son-in-law.’
