A man notices a sign outside a house that reads: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He presses the doorbell, and the homeowner informs him that the dog is in the backyard.
Venturing into the backyard, he finds a mutt lounging there.
“You can talk?” he inquires.
“Yep,” the mutt responds.
“So, what’s your story?”
The mutt gazes up, takes a deep breath, and begins: “I discovered this talent at a young age and wanted to assist the government, so I informed ASIO about my ability. Before long, I was flying all over the world, sitting in rooms with spies and global leaders. Naturally, no one suspected that a dog was eavesdropping. For eight consecutive years, I was one of their most valuable spies. The constant travel really wore me out, and realizing I was getting older, I chose to settle down. I accepted a position at the airport doing undercover security work, primarily observing suspicious individuals and eavesdropping. I uncovered some remarkable dealings, which earned me a collection of medals. I had a wonderful wife, numerous puppies, and now I’m simply enjoying retirement.”
The man is completely taken aback, stunned and amazed. He returns inside to ask the owner how much he wants for the dog.
The owner states, “Ten dollars.”
The man exclaims, “Ten dollars? That’s a steal!” but then asks the owner, “This dog is incredible. Why on earth would you sell him?”
The owner answers, “Because he’s such a liar!”