Davo's quote of the day
Davo’s quote of the day
“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive”
May 17, 2012
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“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive”
“My computer beat me at chess last night…but it was no match for me at kick boxing”
“I’d like to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Grandfather……not screaming like the passengers on his bus”
“Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid”
“In bed last night, I looked up at the stars and thought…where the fuck’s my ceiling”
“It’s easy to write love songs for all the things in your life that go wrong”
“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive”
‘Never go to a doctor who’s waiting room plants have died’
‘Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy’
“My computer beat me at chess last night…but it was no match for me at kick boxing”
“I’d like to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Grandfather……not screaming like the passengers on his bus”
“No such thing as a stupid question……just stupid people”
“Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid”
“In bed last night, I looked up at the stars and thought…where the fuck’s my ceiling”
“It’s easy to write love songs for all the things in your life that go wrong”
“Which one of you bastards called me a bastard”
