Davo’s quote of the day
“If you appreciate me, send flowers while I’m alive. Don’t wait until I’m dead.”
“If you appreciate me, send flowers while I’m alive. Don’t wait until I’m dead.”
‘A doctor whose waiting room plants have died is one you should never visit’
“Last night, while playing chess, my computer triumphed over me…yet it couldn’t compete with me in kick boxing.”
“Just like the passengers on his bus, I would prefer to not be screaming; instead, I’d like to pass
“Last night, in bed, I gazed at the stars and pondered…where the hell is my ceiling?”
“While everyone is entitled to their opinion, yours simply happens to be foolish.”
“For everything in your life that goes wrong, it’s simple to compose love songs.
“If you appreciate me, send flowers while I’m alive. Don’t wait until I’m dead.”
‘A doctor whose waiting room plants have died is one you should never visit’
‘Out of 7 dwarves, statistically, 6 are not Happy’
“Last night, while playing chess, my computer triumphed over me…yet it couldn’t compete with me in kick boxing.”
“Just like the passengers on his bus, I would prefer to not be screaming; instead, I’d like to pass
“A stupid question doesn’t exist……only stupid people”
“Last night, in bed, I gazed at the stars and pondered…where the hell is my ceiling?”
“While everyone is entitled to their opinion, yours simply happens to be foolish.”
“For everything in your life that goes wrong, it’s simple to compose love songs.
“Who among you bastards referred to me as a bastard?”