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Davo's quote of the day

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you walk down the road...you'll get run over'

Davo’s quote of the day

"Don't brush your hair with a broom...coz you'll look ridiculous"

Davo’s quote of the day

"Masturbation is like procrastination...it's all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself"

Davo’s quote of the day

'When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle...doesn't it do this to everyone?'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you think you can quote better, then go ahead, punk...make yourself famous'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Virginity is like a bubble...one prick and it's all gone'

Davo’s quote of the day

'...and what the fuck would you like me to do...pull a bastard rabbit out of me arse?'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you go to work, you'll spend less time at home'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If it's got wheels or tits, sooner or later you're going to have problems with it'

Davo’s quote of the day

'I don't say much...but I think even less'

Davo’s quote of the day

"I've never had sex with a man, but I fucked a bloke who has"

Davo’s quote of the day

"Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve...use somebody else's"

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