Davo's quote of the day
April 1, 2025
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A secret can be kept by three individuals, provided that two of them are deceased.
When you go fishing with your friends and bring your missus in the boat, you can be sure that
“After sex, my mate insists that he always ends up crying. To be fair, he is in prison.”
Ensure you swallow your food correctly…or it may end up coming out through your nose.
“The phone should always be answered with…….Hello…….(pause) Who is this?”
“Instead of waiting around for IT to come to you, it’s more beneficial to make a reasonable attempt to
“A working class man’s disagreement can sometimes only be expressed through fighting.”
“I just don’t want to be there when it happens; I’m not afraid of dying.”
“Avoid spilling battery acid on your clothing; otherwise they will be ruined.”
‘Exhaustion comes to the man who chases after a car.’
A secret can be kept by three individuals, provided that two of them are deceased.
When you go fishing with your friends and bring your missus in the boat, you can be sure that
“After sex, my mate insists that he always ends up crying. To be fair, he is in prison.”
Ensure you swallow your food correctly…or it may end up coming out through your nose.
“The phone should always be answered with…….Hello…….(pause) Who is this?”
“Instead of waiting around for IT to come to you, it’s more beneficial to make a reasonable attempt to
“A working class man’s disagreement can sometimes only be expressed through fighting.”
“I just don’t want to be there when it happens; I’m not afraid of dying.”
“Avoid spilling battery acid on your clothing; otherwise they will be ruined.”
