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Davo's quote of the day

Davo’s quote of the day

'Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I'

Davo’s quote of the day

"Religion is a like penis...I don't mind if you talk about it, I don't mind if you wave it about...but please don't try and...

Davo’s quote of the day

'What's Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn't a joke...I'd love to know... OK, they've both got  beards... perhaps Santa is Jesus's dad... no, hang on...that...

Davo’s quote of the day

'At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give...hang on...that doesn't sound quite right...'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Britney Spears is a cunt...but I'd like to be her boyfriend'

Davo’s quote of the day

"Never look through binoculars the wrong way round, because you'll see fuck all"

Davo’s quote of the day

'Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Go to Heaven for the climate - go to Hell for the company'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains' 'Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent...like scientists'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it's obvious that you haven't done much today'

Davo’s quote of the day

'A leopard never changes its spots...they just fade'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on'

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