Davo's quote of the day
October 22, 2011
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“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life”
“24 hours in a day……24 stubbies in a carton of beer……one hell of a coincidence”
“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease”
“Why is it you can sue McDonalds for being fat, you can sue cigarette companies for getting cancer…but you
Two things are infinite…the universe and human stupidity…and I’m not sure about the universe
A word to the wise isn’t necessary…it’s the stupid ones that need the advice
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention
“An asylum for the sane would be empty in America”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life”
“24 hours in a day……24 stubbies in a carton of beer……one hell of a coincidence”
“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease”
“Why is it you can sue McDonalds for being fat, you can sue cigarette companies for getting cancer…but you
Two things are infinite…the universe and human stupidity…and I’m not sure about the universe
“A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool”
A word to the wise isn’t necessary…it’s the stupid ones that need the advice
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention
‘A true friend stabs you from the front’
