‘Shocking news will be received by a person who urinates on an electric fence’
‘Why delay today what can be delayed until tomorrow……………………oh, forget it………………..just don’t delay, simply don’t do it’
‘Nothing wrong can be done by the man who does nothing, wrong nothing can he do’
‘Having a shitty time is what happens when someone drops a watch down the toilet’
“A man can rob a bank if you give him a gun. However, if you provide a man with
“Merely providing us with a more efficient means for going backwards has been the result of technological progress.”
“Generally, it is the unseen that causes men to worry more than the visible.”
‘It seems I’ve super-glued my thumb to my teeth’
‘Shocking news will be received by a person who urinates on an electric fence’
‘Why delay today what can be delayed until tomorrow……………………oh, forget it………………..just don’t delay, simply don’t do it’
‘Nothing wrong can be done by the man who does nothing, wrong nothing can he do’
‘Having a shitty time is what happens when someone drops a watch down the toilet’
‘Veni, vidi, velcro… I came, I saw, and I stuck around’
‘Mountains are made out of molehills by women who wear wonderbra’
“A man can rob a bank if you give him a gun. However, if you provide a man with
“Merely providing us with a more efficient means for going backwards has been the result of technological progress.”
“Generally, it is the unseen that causes men to worry more than the visible.”