‘Why put off today what you can put off tommorr……………………oh, fuck it………………..don’t put it off, just don’t do it’
‘A person who pees on an electric fence will receive shocking news’
‘A person that drops a watch down the toilet, will have a shitty time’
“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can
“Technological progress has merely provided us with a more efficient means for going backwards”
“As a rule, men worry more about what they can’t see than about what they can.”
‘I think I’ve super-glued my thumb to my teeth’
‘Why put off today what you can put off tommorr……………………oh, fuck it………………..don’t put it off, just don’t do it’
‘A person who pees on an electric fence will receive shocking news’
‘A person that drops a watch down the toilet, will have a shitty time’
‘The man who does nothing, can do nothing wrong’
“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can
‘Women who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills’
‘Veni, vidi,velcro…I came, I saw, I stuck around’
“Technological progress has merely provided us with a more efficient means for going backwards”
“As a rule, men worry more about what they can’t see than about what they can.”