‘You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have
“Sometimes life can be beautiful, and sometimes beauty comes from the essence of life itself……and sometimes the wife just
Two bulls walking through a paddock full of cows. The young bull says, ‘Let’s run down the hill and
“You can let love slip through your fingers…you can let money slip through your fingers…but when you let your
“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to…the police and your girlfriend”
“Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil…it’s just God when he’s drunk.”
“I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win
“You’ve got a bladder like a drunk pelican”
‘You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have
“Sometimes life can be beautiful, and sometimes beauty comes from the essence of life itself……and sometimes the wife just
Two bulls walking through a paddock full of cows. The young bull says, ‘Let’s run down the hill and
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are”
“You can let love slip through your fingers…you can let money slip through your fingers…but when you let your
“It’s easy to fool the eye, but it’s hard to fool the heart”
“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to…the police and your girlfriend”
“Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil…it’s just God when he’s drunk.”
“I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win