Davo's quote of the day
Davo’s quote of the day
‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’
September 28, 2013
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‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’
‘If you think you can quote better, then go ahead, punk…make yourself famous’
‘…and what the fuck would you like me to do…pull a bastard rabbit out of me arse?’
‘If it’s got wheels or tits, sooner or later you’re going to have problems with it’
‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’
‘If you think you can quote better, then go ahead, punk…make yourself famous’
‘Virginity is like a bubble…one prick and it’s all gone’
‘…and what the fuck would you like me to do…pull a bastard rabbit out of me arse?’
‘If you go to work, you’ll spend less time at home’
‘If it’s got wheels or tits, sooner or later you’re going to have problems with it’
‘I don’t say much…but I think even less’
“I’ve never had sex with a man, but I fucked a bloke who has”
“Don’t wipe your nose on your sleeve…use somebody else’s”
If at first you don’t succeed…give up, and fuck off
