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Davo's quote of the day

Davo’s quote of the day

If at first you don't succeed...give up, and fuck off

Davo’s quote of the day

'I think I've super-glued my thumb to my teeth'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Why put off today what you can put off tommorr........................oh, fuck it....................don't put it off, just don't do it'

Davo’s quote of the day

'A person who pees on an electric fence will receive shocking news'

Davo’s quote of the day

'A person that drops a watch down the toilet, will have a shitty time'

Davo’s quote of the day

'The man who does nothing, can do nothing wrong'

Davo’s quote of the day

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world"

Davo’s quote of the day

'Women who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Veni, vidi,velcro...I came, I saw, I stuck around'

Davo’s quote of the day

"Technological progress has merely provided us with a more efficient means for going backwards"

Davo’s quote of the day

"As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can."

Davo’s quote of the day

'Man who runs behind car gets exhausted'

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