Davo’s quote of the day
“While deceiving the eye may come easily, deceiving the heart is a different matter.”
“While deceiving the eye may come easily, deceiving the heart is a different matter.”
“The police and your girlfriend are the only two people in your life to whom you should ever tell
“There is no Devil, don’t you realize? It’s merely God when he’s had too much to drink.”
“I believe that people should enjoy the night and receive their awards, but what makes audiences interested in watching
“Might as well use two feet if you’re going to kick authority in the teeth.”
“Drink milk and consume a multitude of hot dogs, then defecate into a plastic bag and put that bag
‘The secret of our enduring marriage? Some people ask. We set aside time to enjoy dinner at a restaurant
“While deceiving the eye may come easily, deceiving the heart is a different matter.”
“The police and your girlfriend are the only two people in your life to whom you should ever tell
“There is no Devil, don’t you realize? It’s merely God when he’s had too much to drink.”
“I believe that people should enjoy the night and receive their awards, but what makes audiences interested in watching
“Might as well use two feet if you’re going to kick authority in the teeth.”
“Drink milk and consume a multitude of hot dogs, then defecate into a plastic bag and put that bag
A bird without wings symbolizes intelligence devoid of ambition.
‘Yo bitch…that dance has already been done’
“A whiskey diet is what I’m on…I lost 3 days last week”
‘The secret of our enduring marriage? Some people ask. We set aside time to enjoy dinner at a restaurant