Davo's quote of the day
May 9, 2013
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If you take your missus fishing in a boat with your mates, you’re guaranteed she’ll always come back with
“My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you, he is in prison”
“There’s no point in sitting around waiting for IT to find you. You’ll feel better about yourself and life…and
“Sometimes fighting is the only way a working class man can say that he disagrees”
“I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
“Don’t spill battery acid down your clothes because you’ll ruin them”.
If you take your missus fishing in a boat with your mates, you’re guaranteed she’ll always come back with
Three people can keep a secret, but only if two of them are dead.
“My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you, he is in prison”
Swallow food properly…or it comes out of your nose.
“Always answer the phone with…….Hello…….(pause) who is it?”
“There’s no point in sitting around waiting for IT to find you. You’ll feel better about yourself and life…and
“Sometimes fighting is the only way a working class man can say that he disagrees”
“I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
“Don’t spill battery acid down your clothes because you’ll ruin them”.
