Davo’s quote of the day

‘Better to be pissed off than pissed on’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Age shouldn’t affect you – you are either marvellous or boring…regardless of your age…’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”

Davo’s quote of the day

“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘I know you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realise what you heard is not what I meant’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free…..although I don’t think it would be such a wise thing to do if you’re just about to get into bed with Elle Macpherson for the first time” Oh okay, okay…here’s a snap of the lovely Elle. As if any of us could even get to first … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Religion is a like penis…I don’t mind if you talk about it, I don’t mind if you wave it about…but please don’t try and shove it down my childrens throats”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘What’s Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn’t a joke…I’d love to know… OK, they’ve both got  beards… perhaps Santa is Jesus’s dad… no, hang on…that doesn’t sound right…’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give…hang on…that doesn’t sound quite right…’

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