One day, while passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn, Cletus notices Billy Bob performing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere through a gap in the door.
After witnessing enough, Cletus hurries inside and asks, “What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?”
“Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot outta’ me!” Billy Bob exclaims. Then, quite embarrassed, he admits, “Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”
