I saw my mate Charlie this morning

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him. 

I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?” 

He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.”

Well I just cracked up, couldn’t stop laughing, then said,

“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”

“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”



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