Technical musicans are fucking clueless

It’s just a long, long argument that goes on, and will go on until the dawn of time. This argument will go on because music is down to what one likes…what one gets. Basically, some music is great because you get it, some music is great because you’re brain-washed and some music is great because … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – What dirty talk do girls like?

Dear Woosy, What are some dirty things I can whisper to my wife during sex to get her off? She’s real good at the nasty talk during sex, and I really like it. Problem is, I am not sure what to say to her. What do girls like to hear? It’s easy for girls, “fuck … [Read the full story]

How can Harry influence the South Coast Mariners?

Today in the A-League we have the Central Coast Mariner v Wellington Pheonix, and I ask ‘what influence will Harry Redknapp have on the game?’ Harry Redknapp Joined the Central Coast Mariners in May this year as a Football Consultant. But he is also an advisor for English Championship team Derby County. I ask the … [Read the full story]

Warney’s missus joins sexy girls for charity

Liz Hurley shows off her good looks as she joins two sexy showgirls at a charity bash. The 47-year-old actress stepped out to fiance Shane Warne’s 6th annual charity poker tournament in Melbourne last weekend. The event – organised by The Shane Warne Foundation – raises funds for sick and under-privileged children in Australia. Liz … [Read the full story]

Another musical tosser jumps on Obama band-wagon

Bob Dylan has posted his first ever Facebook status update in the wake of Barack Obama’s US election victory. All I can say is, ‘well done Bob’. It seems the best media coverage for any pop/rock star, actor etc….is to support your local President. You know, when President Obama had his ceremony and was sworn … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

Two bulls walking through a paddock full of cows. The young bull says, ‘Let’s run down the hill and fuck one of those cows’. The old bull says, ‘Let’s walk down the hill and fuck ALL the cows’.

Why hate the Manic Street Preachers?

Gentlemen, gentlemen, I don’t have any truck with tripe stadium rockers, especially the Who and, to me, their dreadful, unspeakable crimes against music and fashion in the 1970’s when stadium rock ruled music. But I can’t agree that the Manic Street Preachers are awful, save that for bands like Oasis. I saw the Manics loads … [Read the full story]

Russell, of course we want to fuck Sarah Palin

Russell Brand is delving into the world of American politics – at least in the only way the comedian knows how. While promoting his FX Show Brand X With Russell Brand at the Television Critics Association, the funnyman made a comment about former Alaska governor Sarah Palin. He told reporters that if she ever appeared … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Went into my local shop today to buy their 4 slices of bacon pack, I do love some bacon on a Saturday morning, cooked until crispy and then on some toast with brown sauce. I’m a simple man of simple tastes it’s a fine hangover cure and a once a week treat for me). Anyway … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“I’m gonna fuck you paraplegic…after I’ve banged your back doors in”

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