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Do you have a ‘Thing’…?

My mailbox fills up every other day with messages from men who want to date me, or fuck me, or have me mother their...

Breathalyser gets breathalised

IN the most amusing moment from Halloween this year, a man from Nebraska, in the USA, dressed as a portable breathalyser machine was arrested...

Hamburglar

Dumped Keith Semkin, the half-arsed Hamburglar has been jailed for breaking into his ex-girlfriend's house and burning her clothes worth over $8000. He also...

English & Irish girls are officially the world’s biggest drinkers

Women in England and Ireland are officially the world's biggest binge drinkers, according to a unique study of global alcohol consumption. One in three 17-...

Man killed by folding sofa

A RUSSIAN woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding sofa, it was reported yesterday. St Petersburg's Channel Five television station said...

Drunk dwarf is a rubbish burglar

A gang of burglars thought they had found the perfect accomplice – a dwarf able to clamber into derelict houses through the smallest of...

Harpo had the biggest bra I’d ever seen!

Yeeeehaaaaaaa! How are ya? It’s me, Buford Balony. My ex-girlfriend, Harpo is comin' to Australia very soon. Now the name Harpo might not sound...

Operation Unite to tackle boozy Australia

Australia's boozy culture is the reason for most street crime, the NSW Police Commissioner said. Police launched Operation Unite on Friday night as part of...

Wayne has threesome with Roo-kers

WAYNE ROONEY has been caught romping with expensive $2000 a night hookers. He has been "bedding", so to speak,  gorgeous Jenny Thompson, 21, for several...

Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter. The...

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On this day…in 1718

Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard the Pirate, was killed on this day off North Carolina during a bloody battle with the British Navy. Blackbeard, from England,...

How to find a genuine psychic in Australia?

Psychic readings are awesome, but you have to be careful to not get scammed and you have to make sure that the person you...