Breathalyser gets breathalised

IN the most amusing moment from Halloween this year, a man from Nebraska, in the USA, dressed as a portable breathalyser machine was arrested for drunk driving.

Matthew Nieveen, 19, was busted early Monday for Driving Under the Influence and being a minor in possession of alcohol.

Strange…how can a MAN be arrested for possession of alcohol and be a MINOR in possession of alcohol.

Surely being a man entitles you to be able to buy an alcoholic beverage.

This man/minor of 19 years, cannot drink or even possess alcohol, but he can be given a gun and go to war for the US government. If you are licensed to kill for your county, you must be able to drink alcohol…there’s some strange fucking laws about.

Nieveen was collared after a Lincoln cop pulled over his Ford F-150 after the teenager was spotted driving erratically.

Though cops identified Nieveen, they decided to black out his face in a photo snapped post-arrest.

Nieveen’s blood alcohol level was more than twice the state’s .08 limit, although he wasn’t supposed to be drinking in the first place. A search of his truck turned up a bottle of vodka and beer.

Although this man/minor was caught drunk driving, he should not have been arrested for ‘minor in possession of alcohol’…he’s not a minor…he’s a man.

Last Halloween, an Ohio college student wearing a similar Breathalyser costume was busted for drunk driving and underage drinking.

by David Livingstone


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