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‘Nothing wrong can be done by the man who does nothing, wrong nothing can he do’
‘Having a shitty time is what happens when someone drops a watch down the toilet’
“Merely providing us with a more efficient means for going backwards has been the result of technological progress.”
A secret can be kept by three individuals, provided that two of them are deceased.
When you go fishing with your friends and bring your missus in the boat, you can be sure that
Ensure you swallow your food correctly…or it may end up coming out through your nose.
“The phone should always be answered with…….Hello…….(pause) Who is this?”
“Instead of waiting around for IT to come to you, it’s more beneficial to make a reasonable attempt to