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“With a broom, don’t brush your hair… because you’ll appear absurd.”
‘When I ejaculate, my toes really tingle… doesn’t it happen to everyone else?’
‘… so, what exactly do you expect from me? Should I just pull a bloody rabbit out of my
‘Problems with it are bound to occur, sooner or later, if it has wheels or tits.’
“Instead of wiping your nose on your sleeve…borrow someone else’s.”