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‘You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have
“Sometimes life can be beautiful, and sometimes beauty comes from the essence of life itself……and sometimes the wife just
Two bulls walking through a paddock full of cows. The young bull says, ‘Let’s run down the hill and
“You can let love slip through your fingers…you can let money slip through your fingers…but when you let your
“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to…the police and your girlfriend”
“Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil…it’s just God when he’s drunk.”
“I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win
“If you’re going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”