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"Wives are funny creatures...they don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does"
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"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new"
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"Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free.....although I don't think it would be such a wise thing to do if you're...
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"Religion is a like penis...I don't mind if you talk about it, I don't mind if you wave it about...but please don't try and...
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'What's Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn't a joke...I'd love to know... OK, they've both got  beards... perhaps Santa is Jesus's dad... no, hang on...that...
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'At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give...hang on...that doesn't sound quite right...'
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'Britney Spears is a cunt...but I'd like to be her boyfriend'
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'If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it's obvious that you haven't done much today'
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'A leopard never changes its spots...they just fade'
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'If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on'
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