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"Wives are funny creatures...they don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does"

Davo’s quote of the day

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new"

Davo’s quote of the day

"Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free.....although I don't think it would be such a wise thing to do if you're...

Davo’s quote of the day

"Religion is a like penis...I don't mind if you talk about it, I don't mind if you wave it about...but please don't try and...

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'What's Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn't a joke...I'd love to know... OK, they've both got  beards... perhaps Santa is Jesus's dad... no, hang on...that...

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'At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give...hang on...that doesn't sound quite right...'

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'Britney Spears is a cunt...but I'd like to be her boyfriend'

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'If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it's obvious that you haven't done much today'

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'A leopard never changes its spots...they just fade'

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'If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on'

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