Thought I’d have a day off for some much needed quiet time…but then, the maid showed up.
Still no peace…a parcel arrived.
I realised that I needed some groceries, and there were all these annoying bloody shoppers everywhere.
On the way back home from the shops, these biker bitches attacked me.
When I got home I couldn’t even go into the kitchen because my wife’s bridge club was preparing lunch.
I couldn’t even grab a beer because everyone had their head in my fridge.
I decided to get out of the house and go fishing for some peace and quiet, but some girls showed up and scared all the fish away.
So I headed home to take a dip in my pool and cool off, but my wife’s bridge club was still hanging around and quite frankly, becoming a pain in the arse.
Finally, I went to my last refuge, my office, only to find my secretary sleeping on the job.
