Initially, I thought a peaceful day off was in store for me…until the maid arrived.
Peace was still elusive…then a parcel was delivered.
Realizing I needed groceries, I was greeted by an overwhelming presence of irritating shoppers.
As I made my way back from the store, I was attacked by a gang of biker women.
Upon arriving home, I found myself unable to enter the kitchen as my wife’s bridge club had taken over for lunch preparations.
I couldn’t even snag a beer because everyone was rummaging through my fridge.
In search of tranquility, I opted to go fishing, but a group of girls arrived and frightened away all the fish.
Heading back home for a refreshing swim in my pool, I discovered that my wife’s bridge club was still lingering and honestly, it was getting quite bothersome.
Eventually, I retreated to my final sanctuary, my office, only to uncover my secretary dozing off at her desk.
