An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives.
The Italian said, “Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive Oil, made mad passionate love, and the wife screamed for five minutes”.
The Greek said, “That’s nothing, last night I smeared my wife Feta cheese, made mad passionate love, and the wife screamed for TEN minutes”.
“That’s nothing”, the Aussie said, “last night I smeared my wife with Vegemite, made mad passionate love and she screamed for more than an hour”.
The Italian and Greek men said together, “What on earth did you do to make her scream for for over an hour”.
…”I wiped my hands on the curtains”.