An Italian, a Greek, and an Aussie are discussing their sex lives.
The Italian remarked, “Last night, I covered my wife in Italian Olive Oil, we had wild passionate love, and she screamed for five minutes.”
The Greek responded, “That’s nothing, last night I spread Feta cheese on my wife, we had wild passionate love, and she screamed for TEN minutes.”
“That’s nothing,” the Aussie chimed in, “last night I used Vegemite on my wife, we had wild passionate love, and she screamed for over an hour.”
Together, the Italian and Greek exclaimed, “What on earth did you do to make her scream for more than an hour?”
…”I just wiped my hands on the curtains.”
