Buford Balony was starting Third Grade in a new town.
To assess the students, his teacher decided to have them count to 50 one by one. A few students excelled, reaching up to 30 or 40 with minimal errors, while some struggled to get beyond 20. In contrast, Buford shined; he counted effortlessly past 50, all the way to 100 without making a single mistake. Thrilled, he rushed home to share the news of his success with his Dad. His Dad smiled and replied, “That’s because you are from Alabama, Son.”
The following day, in language class, the teacher instructed the students to recite the alphabet. Being in Grade Three, most managed to get halfway through with little difficulty. Some made it up to S or T, but Buford flawlessly recited the entire alphabet to the very end. That evening, once again, Buford boasted to his Dad about his achievements in his new school. With a knowing smile, his Dad said, “That’s because you are from Alabama, Son.”
The next day, after their Physical Education class, the boys were showering. Buford observed that he appeared to be significantly “well-endowed” compared to his classmates. This left him puzzled. That night, he approached his Dad and said, “Dad, all of them have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I’m from Alabama?” he inquired.
“No, Son,” his Dad responded, “That’s because you’re 18.”
Buford Balony says: Not only was I the brightest in the class…but I also had the biggest cock…..YEEEEEHHAAAAA!!