Dear Woosy,
There’s an issue I need your help with. Recently, my “friend,” whom I’ll refer to as “Luke,” came over to my house. I was thrilled to see him, had an enjoyable time together, and honestly felt sad when he left. However, my feelings of excitement turned to surprise and dismay when I checked the guest bathroom after he went home and found it smeared from wall to wall with poo.
So what I’m really curious about is: Could it be that Luke ‘likes me’ in a romantic way? Or does he simply enjoy my company? And if I think I might genuinely like him back, how should I handle the situation given the poo incident?
Woosy says – Covering someone’s wall with poo certainly sends confusing messages. It could be interpreted as a cry for attention: “Love me! Look at my poo!” Alternatively, it might signify deep disrespect: “I hate you! Look at my poo!” The meaning behind the act largely depends on how the poo has been applied in terms of quantity and style.
If the smears appear to be artfully and gently applied, possibly in flowing, beautiful shapes, that could indicate a positive sentiment. It’s an even better sign if the poo is crafted into figures like hearts, rainbows, or unicorns. A thoughtfully smeared poo is likely to express admiration or even love.
On the other hand, if the smears are harsh and erratic—essentially, aggressive slashes—it does not bode well for romance. Poo that has been hastily and carelessly smeared across the wall, lacking any symmetry or thoughtful placement, generally signals a lack of fondness. However, even in this instance, it’s wise not to take it too personally. Perhaps Luke was merely offended by the pink stucco and bunny-rabbit decor in your bathroom.
