Dear Woosy – Should I accept a pearl necklace?

Dear Woosy, My boyfriend and I have been saving for months for our own place but last night he asked me if I would let him give me a pearl necklace. Obviously I’m flattered and if we weren’t saving every penny for our own house I’d say yes in an instant, but I feel guilty … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – I found a thong in the glove box

Dear Woosy, I’m a 38 year old mother of 2 who up until last week was living the perfect life.  I have a handsome hard-working husband, 3 bedroom country home, 2 cars in the drive, oldest child at college and youngest at the top of her class.  Anyway, I left for work one day last … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My girfriend was a prostitute

Dear Woosy, I started going out with this girl four months ago and things are really going well. We met when I was driving around a lot at night. I stopped the car, she got in, we went back to mine and she moved in right away. I felt really proud as she is a … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Allergic to my boyfriends nuts

Dear Woosy, I have a regular root named Matt who likes to get a hotel room on the weekends so he can bang my brains out. He doesn’t even take me out for a meal first, the stingy bastard, but his cock stays so hard for so long I can’t really complain too much. Anyway last Saturday he ate a whole bag of pistachio … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – What dirty talk do girls like?

Dear Woosy, What are some dirty things I can whisper to my wife during sex to get her off? She’s real good at the nasty talk during sex, and I really like it. Problem is, I am not sure what to say to her. What do girls like to hear? It’s easy for girls, “fuck … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My husband’s having an affair

Dear Woosy, Please help me. I do not know what to do! The other day I went to my local library to search for information in support of our local campaign against GM crops. When I arrived I was shocked to see my husband kissing an attractive young librarian in the back office. When I … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Is my hubbie cheating?

Dear Woosy, My husband often works late but the overtime is not reflected in his pay.  He comes home smelling of ladies’ perfume and sometimes with lipstick on his collar. Sometimes when I answer the phone it just goes dead.  He called me by his secretary’s name three times last week and when we make … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – I’m so lonely

Dear Woosy, I’m ugly, charmless and very lonely. Do you have any spells or potions that would help me to pick up men? Woosy says –The breast implant spell is quite effective. You begin it by writing a check and after a little minor surgery you will be able to spellbind men. Of course you … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My sex life is ruined

Dear Woosy, I read recently that “being your own best friend” could be good for your sex life, and that self-pleasuring was in fact recommended to bring couples closer together in bed. Yet when I pulled out the old flesh rocket for a bit of five-digit disco in the girlfriend’s car the other day as … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – I’m so ashamed of my body

Dear Woosy, I am almost completely flat chested and it’s ruining my life. I am so ashamed of my body that I can no longer do anything that involves a communal changing room, like swimming or other sport. I just can’t stand it when everyone takes their tops off and I am surrounded by huge, … [Read the full story]

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