Dear Woosy,
In the early days of my marriage, my husband and I were quite young and lacked experience, so our intimate moments were brief and somewhat routine. Over time, however, he has transformed into a talented and attentive partner. Nowadays, during my free time, I find myself experiencing multiple orgasms in our regular tantric hochmagandy sessions, which involve an astonishing array of positions. Why can’t we go back to having quick and unsatisfactory sex like we did when we first got married?
Woosy says – Many wives believe that the decline in sexual activity with their husbands is a normal part of marriage that will occur over time. However, similar to all aspects of a marriage, it requires effort. Have you considered being cold and uncommunicative while avoiding discussions about what excites you in the bedroom? To disrupt the ambiance early in your intimacy, try “accidentally” releasing gas while he is engaged in his activities in your lower regions. Should he continue, you might want to yawn or check the time while he is endlessly bouncing away on top of you; even better, try reading a book out loud. If that doesn’t work, and he is still going strong with a face that resembles a constipated Chinaman, make a phone call to your mother. And if that also proves ineffective, just ask, “Are you in yet?” It tends to yield the desired response every time.
