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Dear Woosy – Should I cut off my penis?

Dear Woosy,

Masturbation is something I indulge in frequently. It’s hard for me to refrain from it. I find myself doing it nearly all the time. Lately, I’ve even contemplated the idea of amputating my penis. What advice can you give me?

Woosy says – If you’re considering this, you’ll find that there are quite a few effective home-castration kits available online. Just be cautious about purchasing pre-owned items, as these products are typically intended for single use. There are indeed hygiene concerns associated with using a second-hand scalpel; however, the cheese wire kits often come equipped with enough cheese wire to handle multiple procedures, unless you’re particularly well-endowed.

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