Dear Woosy,
I like masturbating a lot. I can’t stop. I do it to almost everything. I’ve been thinking about cutting off my penis. What should I do?
Woosy says – You can get some pretty good home-castration kits on the Internet, just avoid second hand goods because these products are only really designed to be used once. Certainly there are hygiene implications when using a second hand scalpel, however the cheese wire sets do come with enough cheese wire for more than one amputation provided that you’re not too chunkily endowed.