Dear Woosy – I can’t stop farting

Dear Woosy,

I recently had to visit a proctologist as I had an inflamed prostate. The examination was uncomfortable, but otherwise fine, however, since that examination, I cannot stop farting. Will this subside on its own, or should I go back to be vented?

Woosy says – First off, there is no need to be coy about admitting your first homosexual encounter. An inflamed sphincter is perfectly normal, and the air problem will subside on its own, or with repeated encounters with your new boyfriend.  Or you could try one of these….


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