Dear Woosy,
I have a regular partner named Matt who enjoys booking a hotel room on the weekends so that we can have some fun together.
Despite not treating me to a meal beforehand, which I find rather cheap of him, his stamina is impressive, and I can’t complain too much.
Last Saturday, instead of a proper dinner, he opted for a whole bag of pistachio nuts before we headed to the hotel room.
After building up to it with a long, wet lick of my sweet little clit, he took me from both above and behind for a solid 20 minutes, just as he usually does, before finishing all over my bare back.
I tend to have a mild nut allergy—not life-threatening, but significant enough. I understand that a poor diet can affect the taste of semen, but I didn’t anticipate the extent of the impact. I woke up today with a lumpy, itchy rash exactly where he finished. It resembles leprosy; what do you recommend I do?
Ally
Woosy says – Just be thankful he didn’t finish on your face or in your throat. Perhaps you can leverage this situation to get him to take you out to dinner next time.
