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Technical musicans are fucking clueless

It's just a long, long argument that goes on, and will go on until the dawn of time. This argument will go on because music...

Would you like to live here?

Well, would you live here? I know plenty of people that would just be perfect living in 'Arsoli' Here are some, well, strange sounding places. Please...

Dear Lily – Can I erase my wife’s memory?

Dear Lily, Every Tuesday evening, while my wife is out at her exercise class, I like to have what I’ve come to think affectionately of...

Who’ll be Ozzie News ‘She’s hot 2012’ – vote now

Hello and welcome to the first, and hopefully many, She's hot 2012. This is where you all get the chance to vote for who you...

We love wiping our arses…so be an eco-warrior and bring back the Wank-Sock

A person uses approximately 57 sheets of toilet paper each day. That's right...we love wiping our arses and/or shitting. Or maybe our arses are getting larger....

A Good Wank

A young boy of fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in...

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