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Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Outside smoking a cigarette, minding my own business feeling that sweet poison course through my veins when some drudge from my office walks past...

Lipstick in school

According to a news report, a certain private school in Perth was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning...

Toilets and potatoes don’t mix!

A man learnt two simple yet important lessons recently: 1. Potatoes cannot be flushed down toilets. 2. Setting a fire alarm off rarely solves non-fire related...

Man realises he’s been pooing wrong his whole life

It has to be the most bizarre epiphany ever. A guy found out he’d been going to the toilet wrong his whole life when he...

Woman gets superglued to toilet seat

A woman had to be yanked off a public toilet seat after a prankster smothered it with extra strong superglue. The unfortunate incident occurred at...

Davo’s quote of the day

'A person that drops a watch down the toilet, will have a shitty time'

Plumber builds world’s fastest toilet

Commuting to work will never be the same again for this imaginative plumber who has built the world’s fastest fully-functioning toilet. Colin Furze, 33, has...

What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?

After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only...

Cricket in India – an alternative story

Many years ago my great uncle relayed to me a story of his youth when he visited India. A test series was to be played...Australia...

Women injured by exploding toilets

Exploding toilets injured two workers at a federal building in Washington D.C because of a plumbing malfunction that blasted out tiny shards of porcelain. A...

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