Why would a gorgeous girl fall for a Nugly?

Some blokes just seem to punch way above their weight when it comes to dating hot girls.   Is it that good looking girls seem to be charitable or even a bit dim? This is highly unlikely. What nobody seems to have considered is that such luck in love is down to something far simpler. … [Read the full story]

Teen girls vanish from Sydney school

Two teenage girls have vanished from a school in Sydney’s north-west with their concerned parents saying the pair had no reason to run off. Year 7 students Teagan Lloyd and Skye Keenan, both 13, have not been seen since they failed to show up to class at their Rouse Hill school at 12.30pm on Wednesday. … [Read the full story]

She’s hot

Hello Ozzie News readers. You know when you just start to think what’s beneath the ‘knicker line’, and your imagination begins to run riot? Well, we’ve got a similar situation going on just below…there’s actually more going on below than I’m letting on, but enough about what gets me exited. We can’t even see her … [Read the full story]

The hunt is on

Seventy years ago the search began for the leading lady to star in, ‘Gone With The Wind’. Now in Hollywood the search is on for the leading lady to star in, ‘Shades of Grey’, based on the best-selling novel by E.L. James. As with GWTW the male lead was a certainty for Clark Gable. It … [Read the full story]

Roo gets mobbed in Las Vegas

Wayne Rooney was mobbed by girls as he warmed up for Euro 2012 at a Las Vegas nightclub. He danced and chatted with the sexy fans until 3am as wife Coleen slept at their hotel. England striker Wayne became the target man for a bevy of sexy blondes and brunettes after turning up at a … [Read the full story]

What a shitty day !

Thought I’d have a day off for some much needed quiet time…but then, the maid showed up. Still no peace…a parcel arrived. I realised that I needed some groceries, and there were all these annoying bloody shoppers everywhere. On the way back home from the shops, these biker bitches attacked me. When I got home … [Read the full story]

Girls you shouldn’t be mates with, but are

It’s always a good idea to have a few female friends. They can give you great insight on the female condition. Well, they’ll be much more valuable references than your drunk buddy that hasn’t had a date in three years. As a matter of fact, any average guy should have at least a handful of … [Read the full story]

Leonardo DiCaprio is Downunder

Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t have a bad life. Every film he does is decent, his bank account is bulging – and he can’t know what a bedroom drought feels like. After splitting with Blake Lively earlier this month Leo is now in Australia filming Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby and already has six local models on … [Read the full story]

How Girls Like To Eat Bananas


Of course the Bay City Rollers were on drugs, you have to be to look that ridiculous

Les McKeown is eating his full English very daintily, carving teeny strips off his fried egg, neatly dissecting his grilled tomato, sawing his fried bread into immaculate soldiers, and talking in startling detail about his sex life. ‘I basically tried everything, threesomes, foursomes, women, men, all the extremes,’ he says brightly. ‘At one stage there … [Read the full story]

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