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Davo’s quote of the day

'If it's got wheels or tits, sooner or later you're going to have problems with it'

Davo’s quote of the day

"I've never had sex with a man, but I fucked a bloke who has"

Davo’s quote of the day

'A person that drops a watch down the toilet, will have a shitty time'

Davo’s quote of the day

'The man who does nothing, can do nothing wrong'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Women who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Veni, vidi,velcro...I came, I saw, I stuck around'

Davo’s quote of the day

"Technological progress has merely provided us with a more efficient means for going backwards"

Davo’s quote of the day

"As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can."

Davo’s quote of the day

'Man who runs behind car gets exhausted'

Davo’s quote of the day

Three people can keep a secret, but only if two of them are dead.

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