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Davo’s quote of the day

'A leopard never changes its spots...they just fade'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you walk down the road...you'll get run over'

Davo’s quote of the day

"Don't brush your hair with a broom...coz you'll look ridiculous"

Davo’s quote of the day

"Masturbation is like procrastination...it's all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself"

Davo’s quote of the day

'When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle...doesn't it do this to everyone?'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you think you can quote better, then go ahead, punk...make yourself famous'

Davo’s quote of the day

'Virginity is like a bubble...one prick and it's all gone'

Davo’s quote of the day

'...and what the fuck would you like me to do...pull a bastard rabbit out of me arse?'

Davo’s quote of the day

'If you go to work, you'll spend less time at home'

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