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“Masturbation is like procrastination…it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself”
‘When I ejaculate, it makes my toes really tingle…doesn’t it do this to everyone?’
‘If you think you can quote better, then go ahead, punk…make yourself famous’
‘…and what the fuck would you like me to do…pull a bastard rabbit out of me arse?’