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Dear Woosy – Allergic to my boyfriends nuts

Dear Woosy, I have a regular root named Matt who likes to get a hotel room on the weekends so he can bang my brains out. He doesn't even...

Dear Woosy – What dirty talk do girls like?

Dear Woosy, What are some dirty things I can whisper to my wife during sex to get her off? She's real good at the nasty...

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Why did the pervert cross the road?   Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken  

Dear Lily – Should I grab his cock?

Dear Lily, I’ve been doing some flirting with Steve from accounts recently: letting him see a flash of nipple at the water cooler, or a...

News reporter draws giant cock on live TV

A US news reporter made an unfortunate on-air cock-up after drawing a giant penis during a live TV report. Siobhan Riley was reporting for ABC12,...

He’s hot

Hello all you cock lovers. Now, when I started to do this He's hot page, I thought that I'd be artistic in every way. But after...

He’s hot

Hello all you cock lovers. This guy is a hottie. Not much else to say...except...I got a bit wet when reviewing this one. But the only trouble...

He’s hot

Hello all you cock-lovers. Okay, there's no cock on display here, but sometimes it's better to imagine. This geeky guy with glasses may have a small...

He’s hot

Okay, it's here by popular demand...and Ozzie News bosses have put me in charge of it. My name is Lacy Lovelong...okay...Lovelong wasn't my original name,...

Another musical tosser jumps on Obama band-wagon

Bob Dylan has posted his first ever Facebook status update in the wake of Barack Obama's US election victory. All I can say is, 'well...

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