Dear Woosy – What dirty talk do girls like?
Dear Woosy, What are some dirty things I can whisper to my wife during sex to get her off? She’s real good at the nasty talk during sex, and I really like it. Problem is, I am not sure what to say to her. What do girls like to hear? It’s easy for girls, “fuck … [Read the full story]
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn’t get his cock out of the chicken
Dear Lily – Should I grab his cock?
Dear Lily, I’ve been doing some flirting with Steve from accounts recently: letting him see a flash of nipple at the water cooler, or a hint of gash as I uncross my legs during team meetings. He said to me the other day: ‘leave me the hell alone, this is sexual harassment and if you … [Read the full story]
News reporter draws giant cock on live TV
A US news reporter made an unfortunate on-air cock-up after drawing a giant penis during a live TV report. Siobhan Riley was reporting for ABC12, which covers the mid-Michigan area, when she made the comical blooper. She was called upon to give an update on the ongoing construction work causing traffic problems in the centre … [Read the full story]
He’s hot
Hello all you cock lovers. Now, when I started to do this He’s hot page, I thought that I’d be artistic in every way. But after a day of looking at photos sent in, and then a bit of research on trying to find these men…well…I start to care less about the art, and more … [Read the full story]
He’s hot
Hello all you cock lovers. This guy is a hottie. Not much else to say…except…I got a bit wet when reviewing this one. But the only trouble is…it’s not big enough, the picture, that is…hee, hee. Don’t know who he is, or where he’s from, but I feel like we’ve already made a connection. When … [Read the full story]
He’s hot
Hello all you cock-lovers. Okay, there’s no cock on display here, but sometimes it’s better to imagine. This geeky guy with glasses may have a small one…so…it’s best to imagine. But I don’t mind…big or small…because I get to do lots of…ahem…research…with all of the photos that are sent in. Just make sure you keep … [Read the full story]
He’s hot
Okay, it’s here by popular demand…and Ozzie News bosses have put me in charge of it. My name is Lacy Lovelong…okay…Lovelong wasn’t my original name, but it is now. Anyway, we’ve been asked, “Where’s the cock?”…how classy. But, more importantly, here is our first He’s hot guy. I think he’s a good opener for this … [Read the full story]
Another musical tosser jumps on Obama band-wagon
Bob Dylan has posted his first ever Facebook status update in the wake of Barack Obama’s US election victory. All I can say is, ‘well done Bob’. It seems the best media coverage for any pop/rock star, actor etc….is to support your local President. You know, when President Obama had his ceremony and was sworn … [Read the full story]
